Top 10/Chuck Norris Facts

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  1. Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
  2. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse; a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
  3. Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
  4. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
  5. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the ground down.
  6. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming "Law & Order" are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  7. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  8. Chuck Norris can speak braille.
  9. Chuck Norris got laid before his father did.
  10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because the word "hunting" implies the chance of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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