Robert Scarborough

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Robert Scarborough, a good ole boy from the big town of Wakefield is known for his stifling defense and incredible ability to pluck flags as if figs on a tree, is the core to the defensive line that is Tri Pi. He also is a power hitting lefty for the Tri Pi softball team. A potent mix of deceptive speed and power, Robert Scarborough is best known for his full extension grabs that leave offensive players unable to understand what happened. This can best be likened to the second Ninja Turtles movie where Rafael takes all the bells off the dummy while entirely ensconced in smoke. He also enjoys murdering innocent deer, driving trucks, and all sorts of redneck things that most city folk woulden't understand.